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Welcome to SHPRS News! Here we cover shocking (and TOTALLY REAL) news that will have your jaw dropping to the floor, that's gotta hurt! Our team of totally not made up experts here will give you the latest news that you've been dying to see! We have Drake Morgenstern in the spicy celebrity drama section, Iris Cordiala in the police action section, while I cover the funniest fails and comedy I can find. Wait, that wasn't in the script? Oh well!

Here's only some of the things we cover here at SHPRS News!